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"Master, are you serious?"
Long Yan felt that Uncle Da's words were not very reliable, so he decided to ask his master, Master Changmei, for clarification.
Master Longmei looked Long Yan up and down. He was strong and healthy, with plenty of blood and energy. He nodded in satisfaction and laughed so hard that his beard trembled.
"It's time to learn the Yi Jin Jing!"
"Master, Master, I want to learn too!"
Xiaowen suddenly changed the subject, expressing her curiosity about the Yi Jin Jing (Muscle/Tendon Changing Classic).
"You brat, you're too young to learn."
Uncle Da pinched Xiao Wen's chubby cheeks. This kid just loves to join in the fun.
"You must practice your 'Boyhood Skill' for ten years before you are qualified to learn the Yi Jin Jing," Uncle Da instructed Xiao Long and Xiao Wen.
"But... is there any necessary connection between the Boy's Skill and the Yi Jin Jing?" Xiao Long scratched his head, genuinely pondering the question, and asked blankly:
"Senior Brother, you've practiced the Boy's Kung Fu for thirty years, yet you still haven't mastered the Yi Jin Jing?"
"Wow! Senior Brother has been single for thirty years. His virginity cultivation must be very strong!" Xiao Wen exclaimed, looking shocked.
After all, Xiaowen learned how to flirt with girls when he was six years old, so he knows quite a bit about relationships between men and women.
Uncle Da's face darkened. This kid had the nerve to bring up something he shouldn't have said, daring to mock him!
"Are you itching for a beating?"
Uncle Da gave Xiao Wen a hard flick on the forehead and corrected him:
"Master has been single for ninety years, that's why he's the strongest in our Oolong Academy!"
"Long Yan, you are already eighteen years old. You must take this as a warning and not always be obsessed with martial arts."
Upon hearing this, the smile on Master Long Eyebrow's face froze instantly.
002 On the Uses of Iron Head Kung Fu
Master Changmei observed the precepts for ninety years and never indulged in sexual relations.
This was originally something to be proud of.
However, in Uncle Da's words, it turned out to be a negative thing, which Long Yan took as a warning.
This really frustrated Master Long Eyebrows.
but,
He truly didn't want Long Yan to follow in his footsteps.
Spending one's entire life in ascetic practice at Wulong Temple is truly too austere.
Moreover, society is progressing, and we cannot always stick to the old ways.
Long Yan grew up in Wulongyuan and had never experienced the outside world.
Now that he's grown up and full of energy, it's not impossible for him to date and have a girlfriend.
Who knows, I might even get to hold my grand-disciple!
Master Long Eyebrows had already imagined the joyful scene of helping Long Yan take care of the child... and his anger subsided by more than half.
Long Yan smiled; he wasn't in a hurry to be in a relationship right now.
Learning the Yi Jin Jing is much better!
Women will only slow down my training!
Of course, if I really meet the right person, I won't let the opportunity pass me by.
But martial arts training is definitely the most important thing; otherwise, there is no foundation for survival and self-defense.
“Master, your white hair has grown back. Let me shave it for you.”
Seeing Master Longbrow staring at him with a gloomy expression, Uncle Da quickly changed the subject, fearing that his master would punish him.
"And Xiaolong and Xiaowen, you two have hair growing on your heads too, it's time to shave it."
"Hurry up and get settled on the bench!"
Uncle Da urged his two junior apprentices to get them a haircut service.
In the Wulong Temple, only Uncle Da hadn't shaved his head and still had hair.
So, on ordinary days, he was the one who helped Master Changmei and his fellow disciples shave their hair.
"Junior Brother Long Yan, would you like to get a shave too?" Uncle Da finally set his sights on Long Yan.
Long Yan seemed to realize something and, with remarkable foresight, shook his head in refusal:
"Senior Brother, my hair isn't long enough, so I won't shave it today."
"OK then."
As he spoke, Uncle Da applied shaving cream foam to the heads of Master Long Eyebrows, Xiao Long, and Xiao Wen.
Apply evenly and ensure thorough lubrication.
He even scratched his head with his hands, just like a shampoo boy at a hair salon.
"Master, can I borrow your dentures for a moment?"
After applying the foam, Uncle Da asked Master Long Eyebrow for tools to shave his hair: dentures!
"No borrowing!"
Master Changmei was adamant; he didn't want his dentures to be damaged.
After all, this is his livelihood, and it's unhygienic to use it to shave.
Uncle Da didn't ask for more, but silently took out a kitchen knife.
It was as if it were sharpening a knife, scraping against the head of the Long-Eyebrowed Master!
Xiao Long and Xiao Wen, who were standing nearby, shrank back when they saw this scene. It was shocking, and they were really afraid that their senior brother might accidentally flatten their master's head.
Long Yan wasn't worried, after all, the disciples of Wulong Academy had all practiced Iron Head Kung Fu.
But shaving your hair with a kitchen knife is still too dangerous.
Master Long Eyebrows panicked and immediately took his dentures out of his mouth.
"I'll lend it to you, I'll lend it to you!"
Your own dentures are safer than a kitchen knife!
"Take it out sooner rather than later!"
Uncle Da put down the cleaver, took the dentures,
He used his dentures to scrape the head of the long-browed master.
It felt like plowing the land, and it was quite strenuous.
It was plowed a few times simply.
Uncle Da started shaving his junior apprentices Xiaowen and Xiaolong.
"It's your turn."
The dentures scraped across their heads, making a series of "sizzling" sounds.
It's practically like a metal scraper!
Both little ones had contorted faces and tingled scalps.
Fortunately, they had all practiced Iron Head Kung Fu, otherwise they might have ended up with bloodied heads.
Long Yan felt goosebumps all over his body just looking at it.
Luckily, he refused; he didn't want to experience the friction between his dentures and his scalp.
After shaving, Uncle Da picked up a towel.
It started rubbing against the scalps of the three people!
Remove foam and hair from the scalp.
This technique is just like polishing shoes!
Very professional!
In no time at all
The foam on their heads was cleaned off, leaving their heads shiny, like light bulbs.
"Alright, Master!"
Uncle Da returned the dentures to Master Long Eyebrow.
Finished washing up!
"Come on, let's go ring the morning bell together!"
Master Longbrow led his disciples to ring the bell.
This is the daily ritual at Wulong Temple.
Morning bell, evening drum.
The morning bell is rung to gather all the disciples of Wulong Temple for morning prayers.
There are over a hundred disciples at Wulong Temple.
Master Changmei only had four direct disciples:
Uncle Da, Longyan, Xiaolong, Xiaowen.
Therefore, Master Changmei lived in sync with his four disciples.
However, morning and evening prayers still need to be conducted together by all the monks.
Arriving at the clock tower,
Master Long Eyebrows asked his four disciples: