Chapter 689: The sharp neodymium copper mouth cannon, Batboy breaks the defense
Chapter 689: The sharp neodymium copper mouth cannon, Batboy breaks the defense
Although everyone seemed to have experienced some minor twists and turns in the process, the materials for casting the spell were eventually delivered to Li Chengfeng.
As the god of black magic, Li Chengfeng certainly doesn't need to be like Constantine, twitching, rolling his eyes, and chanting spells like a TM.
He just gave a look, and the marijuana cigarette stained with the saliva of the man with nine fingers burned out instantly.
The protective stone of a powerful shaman was pierced through the center by the hair of a doomed woman.
Then the burnt ashes attached to the stones, forming patterns that looked somewhat disturbing.
"Barry, put this on... This will amplify your virginity countless times, and then the unicorn will sense your presence and come to find you..." After hanging the makeshift pendant around Barry's neck, Li Chengfeng seemed to remember something and took out a red apple from his back, "This is for you too."
"Is this apple something unicorns like to eat? I just heard that they eat human organs."
"Oh, I just thought this thing could be useful."
Li Chengfeng shrugged without explaining.
Barry also looked half dead and boring.
His mind is now filled with how to resolve this matter as quickly as possible, and then go back, maybe he can continue the battle of Dengdualang!
The others patted Barry on the shoulder to encourage him, and then walked towards the bushes.
Although unicorns like to eat human organs... these magical creatures are also very smart.
Seeing so many people waiting for it, it's obvious that they are here for it.
It would be a miracle if it would appear at that time.
"Come on Barry, even though you're only a temporary member of our legendary team, I'm still proud of you." Sarah was still saying polite words, but in fact she could hardly suppress her smile.
"Ha, ha, ha, that's funny, Sarah. Do you think that after experiencing Li Chengfeng's unfathomable PUA techniques, I will still believe in your most primitive PUA?" Barry rolled his eyes at Sarah. "Thank you so much."
Sarah laughed awkwardly twice, then turned and walked into the woods.
And Bruce's expression from beginning to end was so... speechless.
Li Chengfeng knew that he had been fooled by the legendary team's way of doing things.
"Bruce, admit it, teamwork is fun."
"Teamwork is fun... until I get killed by their stupidity."
"Wow, you really are so ruthless!" Sarah looked at Bruce in disbelief. "Although I do think this way of handling things is stupid, at least we have solved all the problems that have arisen before... and what about you, Bruce? Guess how many time anomalies we have solved in Arkham Asylum? We have captured the Riddler thirty-six times alone! Fortunately, the Joker was completely killed by Li Chengfeng and will never be resurrected... otherwise it would be even more troublesome!"
Although Sarah doesn't care much about her own reputation, she still cares a lot about her team.
Then the sharp neodymium copper mouth cannon fired at Bruce mercilessly.
And what makes people living in Bengbu the most is...
Every sentence pierces my lungs and every word pierces my heart.
Even Bruce's cold and hard face twitched involuntarily.
Li Chengfeng is very sure...
This hurts.
The few points where Bruce had a chance to break through defense were all hit by Sarah.
In other words, Sarah was only arguing with her own people. If it was an enemy, Bruce's parents would probably be dragged out for a while again.
"...About the stupidity, I apologize." Bruce finally let out a long sigh, "It's just that it's hard for me to accept this style...If those children died because of my stupid style, I would feel guilty for the rest of my life."
"So, this is why you trained Kate and the others, but never let them officially participate in operations as members of the Bat Family?"
"After all, it seems that all the people who care about me, and all the people I care about, don't end up very well."
"Where do you put me when you say this? Where do you put them?" Li Chengfeng pointed at himself, and then at the people around him who had just attended a group wedding. "Don't worry... It's really difficult to kill us, right?"
At this point, several of the Zhongdeng people became a little emotional.
Li Chengfeng even took out his mobile phone to take a selfie to record the beautiful moment, and he was just short of recording a Tik Tok video.
"Um, can you guys please stay away from me at this time of passion?" Sarah shuddered. "I really can't be moved at all, okay?"
Just when Zhongdeng and his men were being despised by the only woman present, a "hissing" sound suddenly came from behind a small mound not far away.
This sound was the neighing of a horse.
Barry, who was standing outside, naturally heard the sound as well.
The next moment, a group of snow-white creatures without even a single stray hair walked out from behind the small mound.
This is a majestic and beautiful horse, with a pointy top on its head...
I mean, there's this pointy horn with spiral patterns on it on the top of its head.
There are also colorful spots of light following around.
"Wow, these lights really look like the emotional spectrum." Sarah was stunned, then looked at the green lantern ring on her hand, "But the ring didn't react."
"Nonsense, because this is simply a skin effect it added to itself..." Li Chengfeng sneered, "This beast... even knows that it originally looks scary, and in order to lure prey, it uses everything from face slimming, skin smoothing, waist slimming, breast enhancement, hip enhancement, and leg stretching... Even the marginal anchors don't have as many camouflage layers as it does."
"Wow." Barry was stunned, staring at this magnificent fantasy creature. "Although I know that such a beautiful and perfect creature cannot exist in nature... But to be honest, it doesn't look like it would eat human organs."
Barry said this and took two steps forward to observe the unicorn more closely.
The Zhongdens and Sarah naturally wouldn't worry about Barry Allen's safety...
If a speedster fails on a thing like this...
That would be the biggest joke among the FBI and all the superhero teams throughout the entire year.
"So I still don't quite understand what this apple means." Bruce raised his eyebrows and looked at Li Chengfeng, "Everything you do is always meaningful."
"Of course..."
Li Chengfeng said with a wicked smile.
"Even the suckling pig has to have an apple in its mouth."
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