What? Teammate lives in Arkham Asylum?

Chapter 688 Tony: Is this bastard setting a trap to trick us?

"so……"

"You're going to let me take my shirt off and stand in the woods during one of the most important moments in rock 'n' roll history?"

Barry Allen's mouth twitched.

"Tsk tsk tsk, I have to say, Barry, you are much stronger now than before."

"We can stop trying to find a topic if we have nothing to say, Agent Li."

"Ahem, let me explain it to you in detail..." Li Chengfeng coughed a few times and began to explain, "In short, in Woodstock in 1969, magical creatures hunted humans, which led to the world's largest stampede with the most casualties... And now we have found a corpse hunted by a unicorn, so we plan to capture the unicorn first, and then use the connection between the unicorn and other magical creatures to exile them back to where they should go."

"So...what does this have to do with me?"

"You know, to attract a unicorn, besides a spell... you also need a virgin."

"…I am the virgin?"

"You're the virgin."

"So this is the reason why you interrupted my rhythm with a roundhouse kick just now!?" Barry Allen looked at Li Chengfeng in disbelief.

"To be exact, I broke in through the window with a roundhouse kick more than fifty years later."

"Don't tell such ridiculous time travel jokes at a time like this!" Barry Allen looked at Li Chengfeng speechlessly and asked a soul-searching question, "Can you be any more mean!?"

"Of course not, this is already too damaging..." Even though Li Chengfeng had a thick skin, he couldn't stand Barry's look that seemed to have collapsed. "Well, listen to my explanation... Although the time point we are at is a constant point, we can't send you back to the next second after you left... But this matter is very meaningful! When you think about how you saved tens of thousands of lives with your virginity that you had treasured for more than 20 years before you became a man with Caitlin, don't you feel that your Flash uniform is more colorful all of a sudden!"

"...I believed your evil deeds!"

Barry Allen, who usually suffers the most from Li Chengfeng's verbal PUA, seemed to have completely controlled his big head with his small head because his climbing was interrupted, and accidentally avoided Li Chengfeng's PUA!

It's not realistic at all!

At this moment, Sarah's voice came from the communicator.

"Teacher... please let Barry off. He's had enough today! And I think it's best to arrange a physical and psychological checkup for Barry after we go back today... If he really becomes impotent due to stress, then you will be guilty of a great sin."

"Instead of taking care of Barry...it's better to bring back the other spellcasting materials as soon as possible! The sooner we finish, the sooner he can go back to continue his work!"

At this time, Nate's voice also sounded in the frequency band.

"Dead Man, the band that pioneered psychedelic rock, was also the first band to jam under the influence of drugs... and all fans of Dead Man know that Jerry Garcia cut off most of his middle finger on his right hand while chopping down a tree..."

"Well said, the saliva of the man with nine fingers... Then how do we get his saliva?" Oliver asked.

"I already got it." Nate's voice was obviously running, "I took the marijuana he just smoked from his mouth!"

Bruce Wayne stood not far away and tilted his head towards Li Chengfeng.

Although there is no expression, the feeling of being "speechless" is very clear.

Bruce was obviously expressing doubts to Li Chengfeng...

Is this how this so-called "legendary team" acts?

How is this different from "take a hammer and hit him with an antique, then run away, who can react?"?

"Unfortunately, this is the way the Legendary Squad operates." Li Chengfeng shrugged at Bruce. "Although it's incredible, the timeline itself might be a bit masochistic. It seems that the Legendary Squad quite enjoys this mode of using great strength to create miracles and using new bugs to fix old bugs..."

“For the life of me, I will never understand them.”

Li Chengfeng shrugged.

You are Batman.

If you can understand these idiots in the Legends Squad, it would be better for this world to be destroyed quickly.

"Very good, now that we have the saliva of the man with nine fingers... Next, the protective stone of the powerful shaman."

"Yeah, I've got it too." Clark's voice sounded, but it didn't come from the communicator, but from above his head.

Looking up, I found that Clark had fallen from the sky, landing in a standard superhero style.

"When will you stop landing in such a pretentious posture... This month, there have been six cases in Washington alone where people were hospitalized for injuries due to imitating your landing posture... Five of them were underage kids!"

"Then what should I do... I can't just land in the standard head-holding posture, right? Do you want me to fight in a way that makes the enemy laugh to death?" No matter how upright Clark is, he can't agree with Li Chengfeng's accusation. "And no matter how you look at it, this is also the problem of your FBI's publicity department, right!?"

"Tsk, you didn't take the bait? You're gradually becoming a black-hearted adult, Clark."

"No one is more evil than you! If a six-dimensional creature can be so evil, why should I, a Kryptonian, be afraid?" Clark rolled his eyes and handed the amulet in his hand to Li Chengfeng. "Here, the amulet of a powerful shaman... This place is full of these things... Are you sure there is really the so-called 'shaman' power in it?"

"Spellcasting materials require 'concepts' rather than 'strength'."

Li Chengfeng shook his head and explained.

"The last... doom will come to the woman's hair."

"I'm coming."

There was a noise in the jungle, and Tony Stark, wearing the Iron Man armor, ran over, holding a long, somewhat dry and yellow hair in his hand.

"Janis Joplin... you wouldn't believe it, but my mom was a fan... the year is 1969, and she's going to die of an overdose in 1970."

Tony Stark said as he wiped the lip marks from the corner of his mouth.

"Okay! You kid! You're having an affair right after getting married!"

"Fuck! This is not an affair! I was just hugged by a woman for a few times and then kissed! And you see! I tried my best to turn my face away and didn't let her kiss me on the mouth, okay!?"

Tony Stark rolled his eyes.

God knows he really wants to shoot Li Chengfeng twice now.

Obviously, they came out to escape the disaster...

Why did sin suddenly increase?

This grandson of Li Chengfeng...isn't he really setting up a trap to trick them?